Millennials Frack Marcellus/Utica Drillers into ESG Compliance

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Pimple-faced Millennial investors have, seemingly overnight, drilled a hole and have fracked open large cracks throughout the upstream shale sector, particularly in the Marcellus/Utica. Millennial investors demand drillers bow down to the Climate Gods by incessantly repeating the phrase ESG over and over again. Nobody can actually define what ESG means, but sprinkle that phrase liberally throughout investor presentations and it's like magic.

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