Old Hippies Hunger Strike Against Tiny MA Peaker Power Plant

In what appears to be a psychotic break with reality, a small group of old hippies, people who use and depend on fossil fuels every day of their lives for their very existence, are demanding that a fossil-powered peaker electric plant in Peabody, Massachusetts not get built because, ya know, we need to leave fossil fuels "in the ground" and find other sources of energy. Like maybe unicorn farts? Six activists of the radical climate group 350 Massachusetts are on a hunger strike to protest the construction of the peaker plant. Most of the protesters are retired (i.e. they're old hippies who have found new meaning and purpose for their pathetic lives).

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