The Many Ways Lefties Try to Stop Cows from Farting & Burping

Fart vaccines, seaweed diets, burp-catching masks, ray guns, and baby kangaroo poop are just some of the crazy and nutty ways leftist global warming zealots are trying to save the earth from an overabundance of methane from cow farts and burps. And no, we're not making any of this up or exaggerating! These people are really, truly, legitimately out of their minds. Jeff Bezos, the billionaire founder of Amazon, is funding some of this asininity. Give a guy billions of dollars, and his brain turns to mush.

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