Enviro Hypocrites Gather Online to Prepare for Shell Cracker Launch

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Some 225 hypocritical nutters were whipped into a frenzy by Big Green and its so-called Beyond Plastics campaign during a Zoom call Tuesday night to "prepare" for the startup of Shell's mighty ethane cracker plant in Monaca, PA. It was really quite hilarious. There was talk of nurdle patrols, "sacrifice zones," and celebrations over defeating Joe Manchin's permitting reform bill. Why hypocritical? Because every single person on the call was using a computer or phone made out of (wait for it)....plastics. The clothes on their bodies and shoes on their feet are made largely from plastics. The cars and boats and paraphernalia they use to hunt down evidence of environmental plastics pollution from the cracker plant--all made from plastics. We wonder, Do they know how stupid they look?

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